She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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