video games are the ultimate cock blocker
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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