so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Farmville is her only friend.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Those nachos came to me in a dream
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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