So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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