The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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