spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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