waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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