Fuck appropriateness.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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