I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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