Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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