I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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