So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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