Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
