Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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