Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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