And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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