Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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