Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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