OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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