What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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