Don't you send me to vm
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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