do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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