Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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