Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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