Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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