he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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