it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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