Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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