His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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