Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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