Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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