I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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