I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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