No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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