u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
