Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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