The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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