She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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