it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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