he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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