My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Floor bacon is actually really good
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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