it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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