Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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