yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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