Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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