I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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