he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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