Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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