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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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