What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
you inspire me to be a worse person
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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