I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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