im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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