Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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