I wish I could punch you in the face.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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