how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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