Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
