ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
no you cant smoke seaweed
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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