If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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